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[menticide]

I apologize, are you referring to the question regarding housing or work? I just assumed you wanted an assignment, considering the former request was no less than ridiculous.

[sebastian]

Why? It's not like I've never taken up residence with a Moriarty before. It wasn't so bad. As I said, you even had your own escort service. One of the better places I've lived, actually.

[sebastian]

And I can cook a fucking mean curry. Real authentic like.

[menticide]

Why.

[sebastian]

How about an assignment then? You got anything?

[menticide]

Were you not paying attention?

[sebastian]

Sorry, was a bit distracted by you accusing me of bloody flirting with you. Care to repeat what you said, then?

[menticide]

What I said, Mr. 'Hands-on', was kill yourself.

[sebastian]

I'm not following.

[menticide]

You really are daft.

[sebastian]

Ah right, got it. Kill myself. Great assignment, mate. Thanks for that.

If you didn't have anything for me to do, you could have just said so. Might have used the time to go talk to someone else.

[ right moran because you have so many friends. ]

[menticide]

If you aren't interested in the work, you aren't interested in the pay.

[sebastian]

You're serious?

[menticide]

Am I ever not?

[sebastian]

Going to have to ask you why, Prof?

[sebastian]

As in, why would I ever fucking do that?

[sebastian]

But also why would you hire me to kill myself.

[sebastian]

But yeah, mostly why would I ever do that?

[menticide]

You either do it, or I fire you for not taking an order and have you killed anyway.